(Source: eelsushi)

  • me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
  • me driving: say your prayers

kingjaffejoffer:

weloveshortvideos:

When your mans say he eat ass

Vine by LeanandCuisine

LMAO


liquorinthefront:

Allstate has launched a beautiful campaign aimed at members of the LGBTQ community. Thanks, Allstate! <3

(Source: lgbt.allstateonline.com)

andrewbelami:

when ur with family

when ur with bae


tyrabankruptcy:

undeadthug:

Jessie J accidentally pressed the button x)

this is sort of like when she accidentally became bisexual 

Or when she accidently thought she had a career, oh well.

I can’t with the shade on this site

(Source: fseventh)


checkmate

(Source: theevilregality)